05 May Jelqing: The Gym for Your Junk
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There’s one secret to getting a bigger dick and better erection quality that doctors hate, but all the hot MILFs in your area want you to know. It’s not supplements or creams or any other weird stuff you’ll see in spam emails and ads on the side of free porn videos. It’s a relatively simple set of blood flow exercises for your junk, called jelqing. We’re going to do a quick 101 overview of it, but before we even begin, some doctors and experts caution against doing any of this!
I want to start by saying that I don’t have a penis of my own, so I haven’t done this firsthand. But I’ve been on the receiving end of one that’s been doing it for five years, so I can say, anecdotally, that it actually works. I’ve always been intrigued by my partner’s “dick yoga”, so I’m glad to have an opportunity to share it with you!
The exact origin of jelqing isn’t known, but the practice has roots in ancient Arabic civilizations. In a closer to modern era, a British physician seems to be the first to report its benefits for gaining size in the 1970s. There hasn’t been much scientific study of it over the years, but dozens of online forums and groups have formed around its practice and sharing of their personal progress.
Preferred penis size is a standard that has changed many times throughout history and culture. In present time, the importance of a big dick is over-emphasized and exacerbated by porn and pop culture. The way a person sees their own gear, looking down over their chest and stomach, is also the least flattering angle, which isn’t helping anybody feel less insecure about it. It looks way bigger when it’s in front of someone’s face, promise.
It probably goes without saying, but if you’re going to do any physical manipulation of your cock, you seriously need to be careful. Just like with the gym, warming up and consistency are crucial parts of success. For warming up, it’s literally suggested that you do it after a hot shower or wrap a warm compress around your unit before starting.
The techniques start from the very basic movements all the way to super advanced stuff that you don’t want to go near for years. Jumping the gun could rupture blood vessels or cause lasting damage that would defeat the purpose of trying to do this in the first place. The upside is that when you’re doing it safely and properly, you’ll see beginner gains pretty quickly. Just like the gym!
There are two basic techniques, one for length and one for girth. After warming up and slapping on a bunch of lube and getting yourself to about ¾ mast, you’re ready to rock. For length, make an OK gesture with your hand at the base of your shaft and slowly push the blood up to the head. For girth, make a V between your middle and ring fingers and repeat the same slow base to tip movement from underneath. Recommendations vary, but a common one is to do six second reps in sets of ten. There are lots of visual guides that are much more helpful and easier to follow than a text explanation as well.
By all accounts, this takes long-term dedication, and not everyone sees results. It could very well be snake oil with some flukes; there’s no science to back it up properly, and it’s never a promising idea to just believe whatever you see on the internet. And nobody cares about the size of your dick more than you do, most people you come across will be perfectly satisfied with what you’re packing. Everybody is different, and there’s no universally perfect body part.
Some helpful links if you want to do your own research!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/
https://www.webmd.com/men/jelqing
https://www.hims.com/blog/jelqing-penis-stretching-exercises
Riley Cyriis is a New England-based indie content creator and mortician. She owns Cyriis Studios with her partner, Ryan Cyriis. She’s a cult survivor, a heavily-armed liberal, and the enemy of corruption and greed.
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There’s one secret to getting a bigger dick and better erection quality that doctors hate, but all the hot MILFs in your area want you to know. It’s not supplements or creams or any other weird stuff you’ll see in spam emails and ads on the side of free porn videos. It’s a relatively simple set of blood flow exercises for your junk, called jelqing. We’re going to do a quick 101 overview of it, but before we even begin, some doctors and experts caution against doing any of this!
I want to start by saying that I don’t have a penis of my own, so I haven’t done this firsthand. But I’ve been on the receiving end of one that’s been doing it for five years, so I can say, anecdotally, that it actually works. I’ve always been intrigued by my partner’s “dick yoga”, so I’m glad to have an opportunity to share it with you!
The exact origin of jelqing isn’t known, but the practice has roots in ancient Arabic civilizations. In a closer to modern era, a British physician seems to be the first to report its benefits for gaining size in the 1970s. There hasn’t been much scientific study of it over the years, but dozens of online forums and groups have formed around its practice and sharing of their personal progress.
Preferred penis size is a standard that has changed many times throughout history and culture. In present time, the importance of a big dick is over-emphasized and exacerbated by porn and pop culture. The way a person sees their own gear, looking down over their chest and stomach, is also the least flattering angle, which isn’t helping anybody feel less insecure about it. It looks way bigger when it’s in front of someone’s face, promise.
It probably goes without saying, but if you’re going to do any physical manipulation of your cock, you seriously need to be careful. Just like with the gym, warming up and consistency are crucial parts of success. For warming up, it’s literally suggested that you do it after a hot shower or wrap a warm compress around your unit before starting.
The techniques start from the very basic movements all the way to super advanced stuff that you don’t want to go near for years. Jumping the gun could rupture blood vessels or cause lasting damage that would defeat the purpose of trying to do this in the first place. The upside is that when you’re doing it safely and properly, you’ll see beginner gains pretty quickly. Just like the gym!
There are two basic techniques, one for length and one for girth. After warming up and slapping on a bunch of lube and getting yourself to about ¾ mast, you’re ready to rock. For length, make an OK gesture with your hand at the base of your shaft and slowly push the blood up to the head. For girth, make a V between your middle and ring fingers and repeat the same slow base to tip movement from underneath. Recommendations vary, but a common one is to do six second reps in sets of ten. There are lots of visual guides that are much more helpful and easier to follow than a text explanation as well.
By all accounts, this takes long-term dedication, and not everyone sees results. It could very well be snake oil with some flukes; there’s no science to back it up properly, and it’s never a promising idea to just believe whatever you see on the internet. And nobody cares about the size of your dick more than you do, most people you come across will be perfectly satisfied with what you’re packing. Everybody is different, and there’s no universally perfect body part.
Some helpful links if you want to do your own research!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/
https://www.webmd.com/men/jelqing
https://www.hims.com/blog/jelqing-penis-stretching-exercises
Riley Cyriis is a New England-based indie content creator and mortician. She owns Cyriis Studios with her partner, Ryan Cyriis. She’s a cult survivor, a heavily-armed liberal, and the enemy of corruption and greed.
